"Hello, all! My name is Brandon Uddstrom. Welcome to— oh, wait. It's 'welcome to' first and then—okay Let me start over. Ahem. Hello, all! Welcome to Inexplicable Shorts, my name is—

"Haven't you done like a thousand of these?"

"...not even close."

"Pretty sure you have. And you're still screwing them up."

"Can I do my intro please. Stella?"

"Stella?"

"Yeah, that's who you play in this one. It's set in 1940s France. ...if you ever let me get started."

"Lemme guess. I have to do an accent other than my own?"

"Um. What?"

"You had me play an American teenager. In a bar!"

"First of all, that was one time. And I put out auditions, but—